Best Funny Stuff » woman http://bestfunnystuff.com Funny Pictures, video clips, jokes and more Thu, 15 Sep 2011 14:54:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 Santa’s Funny Outfit http://bestfunnystuff.com/2009/12/santas-funny-outfit/ http://bestfunnystuff.com/2009/12/santas-funny-outfit/#comments Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:24:56 +0000 admin http://bestfunnystuff.com/?p=43 pere_noel

How do you know Santa Claus has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.

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A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother — he’s an idiot!” Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The doctor replies, DeNephew.

Second Joke
This guy goes into a doctor’s office. The doctor says, “Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?” The guy shrugs and says, “Well I guess I’ll have the bad news first.” “Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live,” the doctor replies. The man is distraught, “24 hours to live? That’s horrible! What could be worse than that? What’s the VERY bad news?” The doctor folds his hands and sighs, “The very bad news is…I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

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