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		<title>Missing Husband</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he&#8217;s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the [...]]]></description>
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