Best Funny Stuff » husband http://bestfunnystuff.com Funny Pictures, video clips, jokes and more Thu, 15 Sep 2011 14:54:59 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 A New Year’s Wish http://bestfunnystuff.com/2010/01/a-new-years-wish/ http://bestfunnystuff.com/2010/01/a-new-years-wish/#comments Sat, 02 Jan 2010 09:00:20 +0000 admin http://bestfunnystuff.com/?p=64 On New Year’s Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.
Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck – the bartender was almost crushed to death.

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The taxi arrives, and as the couple got out, the cat shoots back in. They don’t want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab -”Sorry I took so long” he says, “Stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!”

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