Best Funny Stuff

No more time to pray…

I wish I brought my Gucci handbag…:)

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says “not yet.”

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says “not yet.”

Finally they say, “When can we see the baby?”

And the mother says, “When the baby cries.”

And they ask, “Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?”

The new mother says, “because I forgot where I put it.”

Teacher, I need more space…

A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, “You can’t believe her. He’s 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face.” The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, “Just because I reported him missing, doesn’t mean I wanted him back!”

I love my new pants..my only problem was I couldn’t find my waist…

I wonder who the culprit here…they said the guy quite hairy than the rest…