A guy walks into a bank, points a gun at the teller and says, “Give me all your money, lady, or you’re geography.”
“Don’t you mean ‘history’?” the teller asks.
“Hey, lady,” the thug replies. “Don’t change the subject.”
I’m not lazy – it’s just that I have a very active dream life, so I have to be there a lot.
A man is speaking to a long-distance telephone operator.
“Could you please tell me the time difference between Taipei and Las Vegas?” asks the man.
“Just a minute”, says the operator.
The man says “Thank you” and puts down the phone.
you may lost your lip & eye…
A couple invited some people to dinner. At the table, the wife turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, “Would you like to say the blessing?”
“I wouldn’t know what to say,” the girl replied.
“Just say what you hear Mommy say,” the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said, “Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?”
