Best Funny Stuff

They should register facebook…the profile pic will be exotic …

“Honey,” said this husband to his wife, “I invited a friend home for supper.”
“What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven’t been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don’t feel like cooking a fancy meal!” “I know all that.” “Then why did you invite a friend for supper?” “Because the poor fool’s thinking about getting married.”

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. You know what?” “What dear?” she asked gently, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. ”I think you’re bad luck.”

Some celebrities have a hard time retiring. They go on one farewell tour after another. One of these days even plastic surgery won’t be able to help Cher…

someone is searched but I’m not sure who the guy is…

I wonder who that be…

JOHOR BAHARU, Jan 18 (Bernama) — Terrified of tying the knot, a technician spun a yarn to his future father-in-law that he was robbed of RM6,000 which he had saved for the wedding.

The 27-year-old man related the ‘robbery’ to his would-be in-law when the latter wanted the wedding date to be brought forward.

To make his claim authentic, the reluctant groom lodged a police report that two knife-weilding robbers took the money after he had withdrawn it from an automated teller machine in Kulaijaya yesterday.

However, the police were not convinced.

They questioned the technician who eventually admitted having made up the story of the robbery as he did not want to get married.

Now, the technician is in a bigger soup.

He may be jailed for six months or fined RM2,000, or both, upon conviction under Section 177 of the Penal Code for making false report.

I wonder what he tells to his future bride or should I said ex…

If anybody in that Atlanta crowd deserved his 15 minutes of fame on national television, it was Larry Platt.
He needs to release this as a single. Maybe donate a portion of the proceeds to the situation in Haiti. 

I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I’ll just beat him to death.

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears.

The genie says, “You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much.”

The woman says, “Okay. Give me a nice house.”

The genie replies, “You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two.”

Then the lady says, “Give me a gorgeous man.”

The genie replies, “You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two.”

The lady says, “For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it.”