Best Funny Stuff

dedicated to those who celebrating bdy tdy including myself..:) let’s have a fun bdy…

A boy comes home from school and asks his father, “Hey Dad, what’s the capital of China?” His dad answers, “I don’t know, son.”

The boy then asks, “Where was the Magna Carta signed?” But the father doesn’t know.

The boy went on. “What year did the Titanic sink?” He gets the same reply.

Finally, the boy says, “Dad, you don’t mind me asking all these questions, do you?”

And the father replies, “No, son. If you don’t ask questions, you won’t ever learn anything.”

Rob and Tom apply for the same job. They take a written test. “You both got the same number of questions wrong,” the HR person tells them, “but Rob gets the job.”

“If we both got the same number of questions wrong, how come he gets the job?” Tom asks indignantly.

“Well,” says the HR person, “one of his incorrect answers was better than yours.”

“Whoa, how can that be?”

“For problem No. 46, Rob wrote, ‘I don’t know.’ You wrote, ‘Me neither.’”

Did your mum ever told you to brush your teeth…

A Sardar, a German and a Pakistani got arrested consuming alcohol which is a severe offense in Saudi Arabia , so for the terrible crime they are all sentenced 20 lashes each of the whip.

As they were preparing for their punishment, the Shei…k announced: “It’s my first wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping.” The German was first in line, he thought for a while and then said: “Please tie a pillow to my back.” This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes & the German had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain.

The Pakistani was next up. After watching the German in horror he said smugly: “Please fix two pillows to my back.” But even two pillows could only take 15 lashes & the Pakistani was also led away whimpering loudly.

The Sardar was the last one up, but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: “You are from a most beautiful part of the world and your culture is one of the finest in the world. For this, you may have two wishes!” “Thank you, your Most Royal and Merciful highness,” Sardar replied. “In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes.” “Not only are you an honorable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave.” The Sheik said with an admiring look on his face. “If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. “And what is your second wish, ?” the Sheik asked. Sardar smiled and said, “Tie the Pakistani to my back” !!!